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All the Bath-Time Fun, None of the Bath
Ages 18 months–8 years · Medium mess
Twenty minutes is a long time. Here's how to spend it together.
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It's 9 a.m., the patio's still in shade, and nothing's planned. Tape a big sheet of paper to the concrete and hand over the brushes. Your only job is holding down the corners.
How it went: We've done this enough times to have a routine, and it hasn't gotten old. Our kids are in it for the brushes and the mixing. Our son squeezes paint into piles and pushes them around. The circuit everyone likes: paint for a while, then wash the brushes in water for next time.
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Outside, they paint with their whole arm on a sheet bigger than they are, and the hose does the cleanup. Pack one tote, leave it by the door, and you won't have to invent anything at 9 a.m. again.
Brown is a color. You'll get a lot of it.
Be honest. Holding paper corners is the closest you'll get to sitting today.
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Discover moment: Paint a blue stripe and ask, "What happens if you brush yellow into it?" Then they'll find out.
Connect moment: Press your hand down next to theirs. Yours will be called "too big."
Too much (under 2): Two colors, one strip of paper. Less brown.
Too easy (3-5): Let them squeeze their own paint into piles and push the piles around.
Too easy (6-8): Paint rocks, or turn a cardboard box into a house. Once they're dry, start a summer collection.
Wash the brushes in the tub, then dump the water. Rinse hands with cooled hose water, then the patio. Peel the tape, roll up the painting and refill the tote.
What I tell friends: Paper on the patio, paint for a while, then wash the brushes together. Everybody likes that circuit.
Supervision (under 3): Stay within arm's reach and watch the paint bottles closely. Their listing carries a small-parts warning for under 3s.
Hot surfaces: Concrete in direct sun can burn bare skin, even on a mild day. Kids 2 and under are most at risk. Feel it with your hand first. If it's hot to you, it may be too hot for them.
Hot hose water: Water sitting in a sunny hose can scald. Run it until it's cool on your hand first.
Brush water: Young children can drown in an inch or two of water. Don't leave the tub, and empty it once the brushes are clean.
Paint: Use paint labeled non-toxic, ideally with the ACMI AP seal, and labeled for skin if it goes on hands. It may mildly irritate skin or mouths. If it keeps going in mouths, stop.
Sun: Stay in shade, especially from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. UV bounces off concrete. Use a hat and sunscreen.
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